21 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

Hey Humans,

Things that piss me off

Cause you guys know I love a list post and equally I enjoy a good rant.

1. Liars

'Everything that's in the dark will always come to light.' Yet there are people lying about the finest details of their lives that no one would even care about if they knew the truth.

"TRUTH IS THE ONLY SAFE GROUND TO STAND UPON." - Elizabeth Stanton

2. People who walk slow in busy areas like Oxford Street

Perhaps you are taking in the sweaty atmosphere and maybe you haven't been here before so my bad, but I'm an impatient Londoner. No one is rushing more than a Londoner trying to get to work in Central during peak hours.

3. Making a funny joke that no one hears and then someone else says it 1 minute later and everyone starts dying of laughter

"All my friends are dead, push me to the edge." - Lil Uzi Vert, 2017

4. Being woken up in the morning

The only more annoying thing than my alarm scaring me out of my sleep is a human being doing so.

5. When I ask for no gherkins and bite into my burger only to find 3 GHERKINS

6. When I see my mates together on Snapchat and they didn't invite me out

"We thought you wouldn't wanna come."

"It was last minute."

*makes note in mental diary*

*alters bridesmaids list*

7. Tagging my mate in a meme for them to say 'lol, seen it.'

Just say 'LOOOL' that's all I'm asking from you.

I also do this so hypocrite alert

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8. When people can't seem to understand that their opinion is not the written law or the bible

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